Phil takes over Halloween decorating duties from Claire. Jay is upset when he wants to dress up as Prince Charming but Gloria buys him a Shrek costume. Mitchell has a…

Mitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life and Gloria steps in to help him say goodbye. Meanwhile, Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a…

Gloria is using her alone time with the twins as an opportunity to secretly baptize them before Haley and Dylan get home. Meanwhile, Claire is still dealing with the fallout…

Lily has reached a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not prepared for – at all – so they call in reinforcements.

When Phil learns that his real estate class will be cancelled if any additional students drop it, he turns on his powers of charm and flattery to keep one particular…

The family goes on a wine tasting trip and stays in Haley’s new boss’ country house where the only rule is: Don’t touch the tiara! Meanwhile, Gloria and Mitch are…

Claire is determined to make up for her less-than-joyful mood at Jay and Gloria’s wedding by throwing their tenth-anniversary party. As part of the festivities, Phil is going to perform…

After choking at last year’s charity basketball game, Phil has been training all year to redeem himself. However, when NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the game and…

Jay’s favorite place in the world, and only refuge, may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. At the Dunphy house, Claire mistakes her influence…

Phil has a new client whom he tries to hide from his wife because she’s attractive, while Claire would rather keep her hot yoga instructor a secret. Jay becomes preoccupied…

Phil is surprised by Claire’s reaction to Luke’s arrest; Mitchell helps Gloria figure out the secret to her family sauce recipe.

Claire gets a job offer from a big hotel chain, but can’t tell if Jay wants her to take it or keep working for him. Meanwhile, Phil, Haley and Luke…

The sixth season ends with Alex’s graduation party at Jay and Gloria’s house, but Phil is stuck in Seattle on a business trip, so he uses the latest in technology…

Claire tackles spring cleaning; Haley tries to distract Alex by taking her to a music festival.

Jay’s birthday comes with a number of interesting gifts, including Phil’s high-tech outdoor grill, and Claire and Mitchell’s offer to pay back some ancient loans—though they don’t think he’ll actually…

Jay agrees to sub in on Cam’s bowling team, not knowing it’s an all-gay league. Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice time with their neighbors. Gloria and Mitch agree…

Jay and Phil try to stand up for themselves on the home front while Haley attempts it at work.

Alex learns she has to share valedictorian honors with a rival, but the tie could be broken by a 1-mile run for a gym grade neither has completed. Meanwhile, Gloria…

When Phil thinks Luke is giving him the cold shoulder, Andy becomes Phil’s new right-hand man. Joe might be allergic to Stella.

Claire believes that Phil could be more into “Juliana” than her. Gloria’s sister pays a visit.

Jay shows Manny how to defend himself whilst Mitch and Cam decide to throw Sal a belated baby shower.

Claire does some online snooping that causes drama with the rest of the family.

When their competitor releases a catchy ad, Claire and Jay race to shoot a commercial of their own.

Jay and Gloria try to get out of parties they must attend. Mitchell’s kind gesture to a co-worker backfires on him, and Phil and Claire think Alex is lying when…

Claire and Gloria hang out with Haley on her 21st birthday. Alex, Luke and Manny babysit Lily and she decides to drop the ‘where do babies come from?’ bomb.

A near miss from a crash has everyone in the car either on edge or adopting a new carpe diem mentality.

The Dunphys learn that neighbor wars are not for the faint of heart.

Things become tense when the Dunphys temporarily move into a hotel, Gloria is suspicious of Manny’s new girlfriend, and Mitchell discovers that he has jinxed Cameron’s football team.

The Dunphys try to persuade the perfect couple to move in next door, Manny dates the daughter of Jay’s biggest nemesis, and Mitchell and Cameron try to get Lily a…

Haley and Andy start spending a lot of time together. Gloria wants Manny to learn Spanish at school instead of French, and a reporter takes more than a passing interest…

Phil and Luke take over Thanksgiving duties but Claire readies an emergency plan. Jay and Gloria get their holiday plans interrupted and regret not telling anyone. Cameron has to think…

Cameron isn’t ready to conclude his honeymoon with Mitchell after their wedding. Gloria takes Jay to task over his appearance. The Dunphys must ready themselves for the return to school.

Phil, Luke, and Haley cause nothing but aggravation for Alex when they tag along on her tour of Caltech. Jay and Gloria have trouble finding the perfect gifts for their…

The Dunphys are down with a cold, thanks to Phil. Jay and Gloria try to help Manny deal with playing football, and Cameron doesn’t know how much playtime to give…

Cameron is in charge of the school’s big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. And with Claire on chaperone duty…

Jay and Manny oppose Gloria’s decision to hire a male nanny. Phil and Jay try to cheer up Frank. Mitch and Cam ask Pepper to help plan their wedding.

Things get awkward when Phil shows up at Claire’s college reunion. Jay is fixated on winning a big bowling tournament. A wig malfunction during an elaborate photo shoot with Joe…

Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale to help Manny and Luke with their school’s charity fundraiser, and the entire family pitches in: Phil feels pressured to both sell and…

It’s a day of disturbing realizations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay’s proudest golf moments, Phil overhears something that may forever change how he sees his little girl,…

Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a delicate subject with Manny.